Non Juan's Music Video Spoofs | Misadventures in Dating | Worst Dating Advice » tales from non juan side http://nonjuan.com I'm just like Don Juan... Minus the ladies, money, charm, and pretty much everything else. Tue, 30 Mar 2010 23:51:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://nonjuan.com http://nonjuan.com/wp-content/mbp-favicon/broken-heart.ico Non Juan's Music Video Spoofs | Misadventures in Dating | Worst Dating Advice Non Juan Dating Tip: Compliments http://nonjuan.com/531/non-juan-dating-tip-compliments/ http://nonjuan.com/531/non-juan-dating-tip-compliments/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:36:45 +0000 Non Juan http://nonjuan.com/?p=531

It’s “The Non Juan’s Guide to Dating!” Dating Tip #1: It’s okay to give a girl a compliment… BUT…

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Sure, General Larry Platt may have gotten the limelight, but it was an earlier un-aired (too hot for tv) try out by Non Juan that was the inspiration… well, sort of…

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Umm… Errr.. If this is the story of a “Perfect Gentleman” – well… You tell us what you think?????

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From http://www.NonJuan.com – Could dating a drunk Mariah (and drunk girls in general) be a solution to Non Juan’s dating problems?? Watch the video to find out!

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Remember the SNL digital short “I’m on a Boat” featuring Lonely Island and T-Pain? Well, these guys couldn’t afford to get a boat – instead, they stole an old lady’s credit card, rented a camera, and made their OWN version of the song called “I’m Friggin’ Broke!”

Watch, laugh, share, and watch it again!

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Well, Snoop Dogg may be a huge hip hop star with plenty of women, money, cars, houses, jewelry, friends,uh… you get it. But, I bet I can count up the change in your pocket faster than he can! Ok, so I guess he has EVERYTHING that I don’t including a hit song last year called “Sensual Seduction.”

Since I don’t really know anything about that subject, I decided to do a song about a subject that I actually DO KNOW lots about. It kinda deals with that special part of the male anatomy and something tells me that I should not be sharing this with all the ladies, but ~ what the heck – Here is my new music video for Erectile Dysfunction from my 909s and Heart Flatlines CD (available on iTunes). BTW I am offering it as a ringtone for **FREE** on my homepage http://NonJuan.com for a limited time! YEAH!!!

Also available on my album (get it on iTunes TODAY!), “909s and Heart Flatlines”

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Tales from the Non Juan Side: “Pimps…and…Rockers?” Just like a Non Juan to NOT know whether he is a pimp or a punk rocker… Really, Come on now….

~ From your “Friends” @ http://NonJuan.com

Watch, Laugh, Share with your friends, and Watch Again!

For more Tales from the Non Juan side, go to http://NonJuan.com

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Non Juan… being a “Non Juan” – - what else would you expect?

Laugh, Share with YOUR FRIENDS, and Watch Again…

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~ From your “Friends” @ http://NonJuan.com

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If you want to know the best way NOT to write a Love e-mail to a lady, be sure to watch what Non Juan does…

Laugh, Share with YOUR FRIENDS, and Watch Again…

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~ From your “Friends” @ http://NonJuan.com

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The official, original, and ridiculous theme song and first music video by Non Juan ~ Featuring The Archbishop Don “Magic” Juan, Tila Tequila, and Hannah Montana.

You have to watch it to believe it….

hey – - Watch, Laugh, Share with YOUR FRIENDS, and Watch Again…

~ From your “Friends” @ http://NonJuan.com

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This song is available @ itunes, amazon, and rhapsody!!! GET it TODAY!

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