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Oh man, I had a GREAT day yesterday!

So, I was at the Hard Rock Cafe at Universal Studios doing my normal routine: waiting for a girl to show up who had agreed to go on a date with me.  I was supposed to meet her for lunch at 12:30… and, well… she must have gotten lost or something: 4 hours later I was still waiting around for her to show up!

While I was waiting, though, I saw someone go up to the second floor of the restaurant, surrounded by body guards and some cute women.  Sure enough, it was none other than SNOOP DOGG!

That’s when I remembered: his new album, “Malice N Wonderland,” dropped that same day! So, I ran outside, got myself a CD, and waited in line.  2 hours later, I got to meet up with the man himself!

In case you were wondering: Snoop Dogg is one of the NICEST celebrity-type persons I’ve run across anywhere!  He gave me an autograph, took a picture with me, and I even got to tell him all about the parody song/video I made from his “Sensual Seduction” song called “Erectile Dysfunction!”

If you’re reading this, Snoop: THANKS AGAIN FOR THE AUTOGRAPH! Also: PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY GAME SO I CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND!!

Oh yeah, and be sure to get Snoop’s new CD, “Malice N Wonderland” – I’ve been bumping it all day, and it’s totally awesome!!

-Non Juan

Well, Snoop Dogg may be a huge hip hop star with plenty of women, money, cars, houses, jewelry, friends,uh… you get it. But, I bet I can count up the change in your pocket faster than he can! Ok, so I guess he has EVERYTHING that I don’t including a hit song last year called “Sensual Seduction.”

Since I don’t really know anything about that subject, I decided to do a song about a subject that I actually DO KNOW lots about. It kinda deals with that special part of the male anatomy and something tells me that I should not be sharing this with all the ladies, but ~ what the heck – Here is my new music video for Erectile Dysfunction from my 909s and Heart Flatlines CD (available on iTunes). BTW I am offering it as a ringtone for **FREE** on my homepage http://NonJuan.com for a limited time! YEAH!!!

Also available on my album (get it on iTunes TODAY!), “909s and Heart Flatlines”

Non Juan's "Erectile Dysfunction" Video

Well, Snoop Dogg may be a huge hip hop star with plenty of women, money, cars, houses, jewelry, friends,…uh you get it. But, I…uh…well…errr….hmmm… I guess he has EVERYTHING that I don’t – including a hit song, “Sensual Seduction.”

Since I don’t really know anything about that subject, I decided to do a song about a subject that I actually DO KNOW lots about. It kinda deals with “that special part of the male anatomy” and something tells me that I should not be sharing this with all the ladies, but ~ what the heck – - Here is my new music video for “Erectile Dysfunction” from my 909s and Heart Flatlines CD (available on iTunes). BTW – I am offering it as a ringtone for FREE on my homepage for a limited time! YEAH!!!