Umm… Errr.. If this is the story of a “Perfect Gentleman” – well… You tell us what you think?????

From http://www.NonJuan.com – Could dating a drunk Mariah (and drunk girls in general) be a solution to Non Juan’s dating problems?? Watch the video to find out!

Well, Snoop Dogg may be a huge hip hop star with plenty of women, money, cars, houses, jewelry, friends,uh… you get it. But, I bet I can count up the change in your pocket faster than he can! Ok, so I guess he has EVERYTHING that I don’t including a hit song last year called “Sensual Seduction.”

Since I don’t really know anything about that subject, I decided to do a song about a subject that I actually DO KNOW lots about. It kinda deals with that special part of the male anatomy and something tells me that I should not be sharing this with all the ladies, but ~ what the heck – Here is my new music video for Erectile Dysfunction from my 909s and Heart Flatlines CD (available on iTunes). BTW I am offering it as a ringtone for **FREE** on my homepage http://NonJuan.com for a limited time! YEAH!!!

Also available on my album (get it on iTunes TODAY!), “909s and Heart Flatlines”

Tales from the Non Juan Side: “Pimps…and…Rockers?” Just like a Non Juan to NOT know whether he is a pimp or a punk rocker… Really, Come on now….

~ From your “Friends” @ http://NonJuan.com

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! I can’t believe it – I, Non Juan, have a DATE tonight!!

Okay, so what had happen was… I mean, at first, I didn’t know it was happening, but I was down at the video game store last night trying out some game called “The Beatles: Rock Band” (I thought it was a game about actual beetles playing instruments in the forest – I was quite disappointed, to say the least) when, out of nowhere, this girl walks up to me and asked me if I knew where she could find a memory card for her X-box.

I turn around, took one look into her eyes… and then I said:

“Hey! I don’t work here! You’re messing up my score!”

At that point, she challenged me to a “Guitar-off” to see who could get the best score.  Even though I was new to the game, I figured I’d be able to beat her.  After all, if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s fumbling around with things in my hand.  (Er, try not to take that the wrong way, people!)

Of course, I only knew how to get a high score on the easy level; on the other hand, this girl had the game set to “uber hard” when it was her turn, and her score was higher than Whitney Houston when she was still with Bobby Brown!

After she beat me, she turned to me and said, “Now THAT’s how you play the game!”  Stunned, I said to her:

“Hey, no fair – you must have CHEATED!”

She laughed at me, then said:

“Tell you what – how about if you and I meet up somewhere tomorrow and talk ‘video rock game’ strategies?”

Eager to learn her secrets, we agreed to meet up later tonight at a restaurant.  Then she gave me her name (Destiny) and number and told me to call her.

It wasn’t until I got home and told my best friend, Harry, about the incident… that I found out what she had REALLY been doing: asking ME out on a date!

Did you hear that?? A GIRL… actually asked ME out!!

Frankly, I don’t know how Harry was able to tell – she never explicitly said “Hey Non Juan, let’s go out on a date,” so how was I supposed to know???  Good thing I have friends that can decipher these things for me!

Anyway… so, yeah, I have a DATE tonight!  OMG OMG OMG! I… I’m so nervous! I don’t know what I’m supposed to wear! I don’t know what I’m supposed to say! I don’t know if I should wear my “Hannah Montana” boxers or a pair of depends in case I end up wetting myself from excitement!

I’ll let you all know how the date goes – stay tuned!

-Non Juan

Non Juan answers email questions from his fans and gives dating “advice” (BEWARE: If you take this advice you will probably NOT do well with women). Unless, of course, you are a Non Juan and have no clue anyway….

~ From your “Friends” @ http://NonJuan.com

After learning about a new dating site this morning, LastChanceDate.com, I thought it would be a GREAT experience to sign up and finally get a date… They say they can match “ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE….”

I decided to video tape myself and let you leave your comments below to tell me what you think???

NonJuan.com PSA – “Set the mood ~ Turn off the lights…” Non Juans really have a way of setting the mood with women and you will NOT be impressed, but you will be amused. ~ From your “Friends” @ NonJuan.com