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Greetings, everybody!

Wow, this site is really starting to take off!  Thanks to everybody who’s been reading my scribbles and watching my videos, which I have tons of free time to make since I rarely go out on dates!

Hmm… probably shouldn’t have said that last part, especially since I’m about to give you fellas out there some more advice about your dating life!

Today’s helpful Non Juan dating tip is…

NEVER TAKE “NO” FOR AN ANSWER

Fellas, have you ever been asked a girl out before, and she tells you “no?” When this happens, what should you do? Should you:

(a) Take her at her word and find another prospect
(b) Assume she likes you, but continue to ask out other girls until she sees how many girls want to go out with you, to the point that she becomes curious and agrees to go on a date with you
(c) Keep asking her out over and over and over again

Wow, what a silly quiz! Everyone already knows what the answer is:

(c) KEEP ASKING HER OUT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

You may think that her saying “NO” to your dating request means that she has low interest in you, but you’d be wrong!  All it means is that you’re just not doing enough to impress her!

So, what should you do?  Easy – just figure out different ways of asking her out until you trick her into saying “yes!”  There are so many different ways to ask a girl out, and – if you keep trying – she’s bound to say “yes” to one of them!

Here are a few ways you can ask her to go out on a date:

• “Would you like to go out with me on Friday?”
• “How about on (insert alternative day of the week) instead?”
• “Are you SURE you don’t want to go on a date with me?”
• “What if I promise not to sneak into your purse when you go to the bathroom like I did the last time?”
• “PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME – I’ll bring my parole officer along to chaperone!”
• “Can we meet at the same restaurant at the same time and just happen to sit at the same table and eat at the same time?”

The bottom line is, you shouldn’t just assume that a “NO” from her means she’s not interested.  I don’t care if she gives you some kind of excuse as to why she can’t see you – you should still assume she will eventually say yes!

And yes, that’s ANY excuse, including if she says stuff like:

• I have to visit my grandma in the hospital
• My dog just tied and I have to bury him
• I have a boyfriend
• I just had a baby and am on bed rest
• My husband would get mad at me
• Dating you would cause me to break out in hives
• I saw you on “C.O.P.S.” last week, and you don’t seem like a safe person

Just keep on asking, and eventually, she’ll either agree to go out with you… or change her locks, phone number, and enter herself into the witness protection program.  (But hey, all girls like playing hard to get )

-Non Juan

Non Juan answers email questions from his fans and gives dating “advice” (BEWARE: If you take this advice you will probably NOT do well with women). Unless, of course, you are a Non Juan and have no clue anyway….

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After learning about a new dating site this morning, LastChanceDate.com, I thought it would be a GREAT experience to sign up and finally get a date… They say they can match “ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE….”

I decided to video tape myself and let you leave your comments below to tell me what you think???

Non Juan's Last Chance Date.com

Oh man, you’re not going to BELIEVE what happen to ME today!

I decided to go online and sign up for an online dating service. I heard a lot of good things about eHarmony – their commercials say that they can match ANYONE up with a potential mate – so I went to their website and filled out their questionnaire.

I must tell you, I was kinda nervous about what kinds of questions they would ask me. I usually get flustered whenever girls ask me questions about myself on dates – so much so that I end up puking all over myself AND the girl in question before we even order appetizers. Needless to say, I don’t make it through too many dates, and I also wash a LOT of restaurant dishes

Luckily, the questions on the site weren’t too hard, and I made sure to be absolutely truthful in my answers. I’ll give you a few examples of some questions they asked, along with the answers I gave them:

*What kind of women are you into?
My answer: The kind that breathe, have a soul, and walk on land (although Mermaids are also acceptable).

*What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you?
My answer: I was walking to urinal to use the bathroom, when I slipped, fell, and landed in a puddle of pee. On the way home to change my clothes, I ran into a crush of mine. I excitedly ran up to her and gave her a huge hug… and forgot that my clothes still needed to be changed

*What do you like to do on Friday nights?
My answer: You mean when I’m not sulking in a pool of my own tears or crying my eyes out next to a bottle of lotion and some “used” tissues? Um…I dunno, bowling?

*What are three things girls usually say about you?
My answer: According to my last 3 restraining orders, the things they usually say are: “He’s creepy”; “he looks like the midget version of Steve Urkel;” and “I need him to be at least 100 yards away from me.”

After I answered all their questions, I clicked the “send” button and waited for the results. I was hoping they would match me up with someone really HOT – not someone too out of my league, just someone in the range of a Halle Berry or Pamela Anderson…

…so, imagine my surprise when the results came back… and they said that I was one of the 20% of people they could NOT find a match for in their database!

Can you believe it?!? Even when trying to date online, I end up getting REJECTED – and I haven’t even met THOSE girls yet!!

Oh well… I guess eHarmony just wasn’t the place for me to try online dating. I’ve tried some of the other dating services, but most of them kicked me out of the system as soon as I uploaded my picture.

I’m still going to give it a shot, though. I found one more dating site – www.LastChanceDate.com – which claims they can find anybody a date, no matter HOW desperate they are. I can’t wait to see what girls they have to offer!

-Non Juan