It’s time once again for NON JUAN VIDEO MONDAY!!

This week, we have another harrowing “Tales from the Non Juan Side” story!  This one is from a girl named Sharon, and man oh MAN, is her story EPIC.  She met this guy at a club, see, and then… well, uh…

Hmm.  Well, I don’t want to give it all away, so watch it for yourself and prepare to be SHOCKED! STUNNED! Maybe even A LITTLE HUNGRY AFTERWARDS!

Man, I could sure go for some cookies right now…

-Non Juan

Non Juan’s book, “The Non Juan’s Guide to LOSING The Girl of Your Dreams: Why Everything Men THINK They Know About Dating is WRONG,” coming soon!

Above: Nick Cannon and his wife, Mariah Carey.  Did he ever ASSUME he couldn’t have her?

If you’re bad at getting women – I mean really, REALLY bad – it’s not just those women that are sabotaging your efforts.

It may be hard to believe this, but part of the blame can actually be put on YOU, and your low-level assumptions about the women you’re interested in.

Think about this: there are literally BILLIONS of women on this planet, each of which have different quirks, personalities, likes, dislikes, etc.

Of those women, at least half of them are still single, and DESPERATE for a man – ANY MAN – to show them some love and attention.

As you can see, the odds are actually in your FAVOR to score with any girl you may desire.  So why is it, then, that you can’t have the girl your heart’s been pining after?

NEGATIVE ASSUMPTIONS.

Chances are, whenever you meet a girl you like, before you even step up to her to say “hi,” you’re already making NEGATIVE ASSUMPTIONS:

• You assume she already has a boyfriend
• You assume she won’t like what you have to say
• You assume she has other things she’d rather be focusing on than meeting you
• You assume you don’t have what it takes to impress her (i.e. car, cash, the right job, etc.)
• You assume that, even if you DID manage to convince her to go on a date with you, it would eventually not work out – so why try in the first place?

All of these assumptions have one thing in common: they are based on the idea that a woman will automatically REJECT you, despite having any actual proof that she will do so.

You may think assumptions like these are your brain’s way of preventing you from a situation where you’ll face humiliating rejection.  However, what they actually are is something much more damaging…

THEY ARE THOUGHTS PURPOSEFULLY DESIGNED TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTING INTO A RELATIONSHIP!!

“But Non Juan,” you ask, “why would I want to keep myself out of a relationship!  I would LOVE to have a woman to call mine and keep around!”

Oh sure, your conscious mind SAYS all that stuff.  But who cares about that when it’s your sub-conscious that’s holding you back!

Ah yes, the sub-conscious – that part of the brain that has emotional memories stored from WAAAAAY back in our past that we hardly think of anymore, yet is responsible for many of the decisions we make.

Do you ever think about WHY you start feeling nervous when a girl you find attractive approaches you?  Ever ponder WHY it is you don’t open your mouth and just tell her straight out, “hey, baby, let’s go out sometime?”

Maybe your conscious mind can’t figure it out.  However, maybe your sub-conscious remembers the first time a girl found out you had a crush on her, and she laughed at you so hard that your ended up crying your eyes out in front of all your friends.

Yep. That’s right. Your sub-conscious remembers that.  And your sub-conscious doesn’t want to feel that humiliation again.

So, rather than go through it, it sends out NEGATIVE ASSUMPTIONS whenever you start crushing on a girl.  Assumptions like:

• “Don’t bother saying ‘hi’ to her – she’s only going to laugh about it with her friends later.”
• “That’s it, just let her keep on walking by – don’t let her bring any pain into your life.”
• “Die, scum, die! You’ll never get near ME, you seductive hussy!”

(Oops, sorry. That’s what used to go through MY brain before the Don helped me out.)

At the end of the day, YOU are responsible for the thoughts that run through your brain.  If you allow your brain to constantly think up NEGATIVE ASSUMPTIONS every time a girl you like walks into the picture, you’ll continue to LOSE girls.

Think about Nick Cannon. He’s currently married to hot-bombshell singer Mariah Carey.  Mrs. Carey is almost 11 years older than Nick – by most guy’s standards, there was NO way he should have been able to get her.  Yet because he didn’t make any NEGATIVE ASSUMPTIONS about what bad things could happen by asking her out, he was able to get with her.

More importantly, it was made easier for him because of all the guys who probably DID make those NEGATIVE ASSUMPTIONS and thought, “eh, there’s no way she’d get with me – I don’t have as much money, and I’m much too young for her.”  Guess those guys are probably slapping themselves silly right about now – I know I did!

-Non Juan

Non Juan’s book, “The Non Juan’s Guide to LOSING The Girl of Your Dreams: Why Everything Men THINK They Know About Dating is WRONG,” coming soon!

It’s time for NON JUAN VIDEO MONDAY!!

Today, I reveal to you the SECRET to winning back an ex-girlfriend!  If you’ve recently been dumped by the girl of your dreams, I have the absolute BESTEST dating tip you could ever hear…

Watch the video, and don’t forget to listen for the question of the day at the end.  Leave your comments below!

-Non Juan

Well, another Valentine’s Day is here and still no date (not even close). So, I went to this site - LastChanceDate.com to try my luck for a final attempt at a date (or at least someone to say, “Hi” to me). The site says that “it’s 100% Free – Find someone as ugly – - I mean “facially challenged” as you… Answer a few questions and you could be another moderately satisfied customer like our featured couple – Biscuits and Gravy” – so, I should have a shot… right?

It’s “The Non Juan’s Guide to Dating!” Dating Tip #1: It’s okay to give a girl a compliment… BUT…

Umm… Errr.. If this is the story of a “Perfect Gentleman” – well… You tell us what you think?????

Greetings, Non Juan fans!

As you all know, I’ve been on the hunt for a girlfriend for a while now – and by “a while”,  I mean “ever since I slid out the womb.”  It was the last time I was anywhere NEAR a woman’s… well, ya know – and I’ve been trying to get back ever since.

Why the seemingly desperate chase for my one-true love?  Girls bring so much to a guy’s life, and when I see other guys with girlfriends, I feel like I’m missing out on something.

In an attempt to explain myself, I will, from time to time, share with you my reasons as to why I want a girl in my life – and not just because they’ll pay for my meals and drive me places (though it would be nice to get taken some place from time to time…)

REASON WHY GIRLS ARE AWESOME #1: THEY TAKE CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU’RE SICK

Recently, my friend Harry dared me to jump into a pool of water.  This wouldn’t normally be such a bad idea, if it weren’t for the fact that (a) it’s wintertime, (b) it was raining outside, and (c) I’m allergic to certain types of chlorine.

However, I didn’t want to look like a punk in front of my friend, so I dived in.  Next thing I know, I’m breaking out in hives and sweating in 45 degree weather.

Needless to say, I was sick.

During my week-long sickness, I had no one to take care of me – not even my parents (despite the fact that my apartment is located in their backyard.  They even had me quaranteened!)  While making frequent trips back and forth to throw up in my toilet, I kept thinking to myself: “Man, I wish I had a girlfriend here to take care of me…”

Girls are such nurturing people.  No matter how sick you get, they will usually be there whenever you need to be taken care of.  I could have been blowing snot out of every orafice of my body, with burning red eyes and dried-up drool on my face, and – assuming the girl i was dating cared about me – she would’ve been there to wipe me up, get me some eye drops, and put a cup under my mouth to collect my spit.

But did I get any of that help?? NOOOO.  Instead, I was forced to drag myself out of bed, attempt to cook my own meals (which was made even worse since I can’t cook - i burned 3 bowls of soup!), take my own pills (which were mixed up in the scissors drawer – I ended up cutting myself), and draw my own baths (I fell asleep during one of my bathing sessions, and ended up looking like a shrunk raisin.

Having to do all that definitely made me appreciate the nurturing aspect a woman brings to a relationship.  If only I could find one who would do all that stuff for me without being completely grossed out (at my sickness AND at the sight of me), I’d be SO happy.  Luckily I eventually got better – I was THIS CLOSE to calling Dr. Murray to fix me up.  I think he’s on trial for something now, though…

-Non Juan

From http://www.NonJuan.com – Could dating a drunk Mariah (and drunk girls in general) be a solution to Non Juan’s dating problems?? Watch the video to find out!

Hey! Can’t control your woman? Do like Non Juan – go to the Charlie Sheen school of dating!

So, my review for Lil Wayne’s “Regurgitation” – OOPS – I mean “Rebirth” leaked album keeps picking up steam, as it has been picked up by multiple sources now (AllHipHop.com, Digg, Delicious, Twitter) and most recently ThatsHipHop.com.

In their article about me, they are actually influenced by my review to NOT buy this horrible cd when it officially drops.

Well, I wish I could say the same about women. No matter how hard I try to “influence” them to go out with me, I still get the same excuses:

1. “I never date guys named…What is your name again?”
2. “…save me a step and just put your phone number in the trash can”
3. “Let’s be ‘friends with benefits.’ You get friendship & I get the benefit of not dating you”
4. “I may be a blind, pigeon-faced midget – BUT, that doesn’t mean I’m dating you !”

And the list goes, on and on and on and on……

Anyway – Here is what ThatsHipHop.com had to say about my review:

Non Juan is our new favorite music critic – seriously, we highly suggest you subcribe to his YouTube account. With the accidental shipping of Lil’ Wayne’s Rebirth album, Juan got a hold of it and did an early review. And let’s just say the album’s not high on his list of recommendations. As Non Juan says, “If you want insight into how Wayne sounds on the album, picture the Tasmanian devil stuffing an autotune box down his throat.” Oh, and here’s another: “Trust me, hearing some of the songs on this album are gonna make you wish rock music had never been invented in the first place!” And then he throws up. Needless to say, we’re not rushing out to buy this when it officially drops.

If you haven’t seen the video review yet (boy are YOU behind) – it is available here:

Lil Wayne Rebirth Blows Chunks but Non Juan Review Rocks!

- Enjoy and have a great Non Juan Day!