OK… I don’t know if it means I will be on America’s Most Wanted or something like that, but “The World’s Most Dangerous Site” (AllHipHop.com) just posted a video of me on their site. So, for all the ladies that like a “Bad Boy” – - I think I finally succeeded! YAAAY!!

I mean, it’s only a review of the LEAKED Lil Wayne “Rebirth” CD dropping soon… BUT – I would still put this in my Bad Boy Toolbox (along with the time that I rode my scooter without a helmet.  So scaaaary…)

Anyway – here is the story from AllHipHop.com and the video review they are referencing (Enjoy and share with your friends!):

LIL WAYNE’S REBIRTH = FAIL?

I don’t know about this rock CD, yall! All I can say is…this may be an epic fail. The rumor is that this leaked album is NOT going to be the one that we’ll eventually see…but the damage may be done. It is not stopping people from reviewing it. Here is Non Juan’s review. He’s got the illest reviews. LOL!
Source: Allhiphop.com, 12/18/2009

-Non Juan

Remember the SNL digital short “I’m on a Boat” featuring Lonely Island and T-Pain? Well, these guys couldn’t afford to get a boat – instead, they stole an old lady’s credit card, rented a camera, and made their OWN version of the song called “I’m Friggin’ Broke!”

Watch, laugh, share, and watch it again!

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NEW Jay-Z & Alicia Keys parody, Oprah State of Mind! PLEASE vote for this video in the “I Am T-Pain” contest – go to http://www.iAmTpain.com for more info!

As you all know, Oprah Winfrey, the queen of talk show host, has announced her decision to end her show on September 9, 2011! If there’s one person – er, puppet – who has something to say – er, sing – about it, it’s that non-ladies man, Non Juan!

Watch the video, laugh, re-post it, share it with your friends… then do it all over again!

The more views it gets, the better chance Non Juan has of winning the “I-AM-T-PAIN” contest (and the better chances he has of winning prize money and finally taking a girl on a date)!

Hey everybody!

As some of you may know, I’ve been trying to figure out various ways to make some money on my own.  I’ve been to quite a few job interviews so far, but nobody seems to be hiring! I’ve applied for jobs at a fast food restaurant, a crash-test dummy lab… heck, I even applied to work at a Haunted House for the month of October, and they turned me down! Why? They said I was OVER-qualified!!

So, I’m trying out different ideas to try and make a quick buck.  I’ve already opened up my “Non Juan Hotline” (877-NON-JUAN, for all you ladies out there lookin’ for a hot stud, or for you fellas that need relationship advice).  Now, I’m trying out my next idea…

NON JUAN: SUPA-STAR RAPPER!!

I know what you’re thinking: “Non Juan? A rapper? YOU?!?”  Yes, yes, I know I should have thought of it sooner, but I usually focus all my attention on trying to get girls. 

It wasn’t until I looked in my journal one day and saw all the poems and sonnets I’d written about all the women who’ve turned me down over the years that I realized: “Hey, I could turn these stories into songs and make a fortune as a hip-hop artist!”

So, what could I rap about? Well, most rappers usually talk about what’s going on in their lives, so I figured I could do the same.  All I need is some slick wordplay, some hot beats, and, of course, a music video with someone famous in it to give me a co-sign, and BAM! Instant fame – and much less embarrassing than the fame (and shame) I got after being on “C.O.P.S.”  (I told those police officers my date stole my clothes for her ex-boyfriend, but NOOOOO, they just couldn’t believe me!)

And, it just so happens that I went to the world’s most famous ladies man, Don “Magic” Juan, for counseling this weekend, and filmed the whole visit! 

When I got back home, I wrote a song about what we talked about, did some edits to my footage (which I had plenty of time to do since no girls called me yesterday)… and now, I have a music video!

Check it out everybody - my music video for my song, “I’m a Non Juan,” featuring Don “Magic” Juan!

Oh man, wasn’t that GREAT!  I look so GOOD in this video!  And who knows – if it takes off, I might just put together a whole album of songs!  I can see it now: fame, fortune… and ladies. Lots and lots of ladies… all screaming my name – and this time, with approval!

I think I’m gonna start recording some more songs right now – TTYL!

-Non Juan