Happy Valentine’s Day!!

Um… okay, so I know it’s a couple of days afterward… but really, when you’re not used to ever having a Valentine, everyday FEELS like it could be the holiday!

Anyway, I wrote this little song as a way to woo some of the ladies out there. Let’s hope it works!

NEW Jay-Z & Alicia Keys parody, Oprah State of Mind! PLEASE vote for this video in the “I Am T-Pain” contest – go to http://www.iAmTpain.com for more info!

As you all know, Oprah Winfrey, the queen of talk show host, has announced her decision to end her show on September 9, 2011! If there’s one person – er, puppet – who has something to say – er, sing – about it, it’s that non-ladies man, Non Juan!

Watch the video, laugh, re-post it, share it with your friends… then do it all over again!

The more views it gets, the better chance Non Juan has of winning the “I-AM-T-PAIN” contest (and the better chances he has of winning prize money and finally taking a girl on a date)!

Well, Snoop Dogg may be a huge hip hop star with plenty of women, money, cars, houses, jewelry, friends,uh… you get it. But, I bet I can count up the change in your pocket faster than he can! Ok, so I guess he has EVERYTHING that I don’t including a hit song last year called “Sensual Seduction.”

Since I don’t really know anything about that subject, I decided to do a song about a subject that I actually DO KNOW lots about. It kinda deals with that special part of the male anatomy and something tells me that I should not be sharing this with all the ladies, but ~ what the heck – Here is my new music video for Erectile Dysfunction from my 909s and Heart Flatlines CD (available on iTunes). BTW I am offering it as a ringtone for **FREE** on my homepage http://NonJuan.com for a limited time! YEAH!!!

Also available on my album (get it on iTunes TODAY!), “909s and Heart Flatlines”

Non Juan's "Erectile Dysfunction" Video

Well, Snoop Dogg may be a huge hip hop star with plenty of women, money, cars, houses, jewelry, friends,…uh you get it. But, I…uh…well…errr….hmmm… I guess he has EVERYTHING that I don’t – including a hit song, “Sensual Seduction.”

Since I don’t really know anything about that subject, I decided to do a song about a subject that I actually DO KNOW lots about. It kinda deals with “that special part of the male anatomy” and something tells me that I should not be sharing this with all the ladies, but ~ what the heck – - Here is my new music video for “Erectile Dysfunction” from my 909s and Heart Flatlines CD (available on iTunes). BTW – I am offering it as a ringtone for FREE on my homepage for a limited time! YEAH!!!

From your friends at http://NonJuan.com comes the MOST comprehensive (and entertaining) review of the new Michael Jackson movie, “This Is It.”

If you enjoyed Non Juan’s recent review of 50 Cent’s New Release, “Before I Self Destruct,” you will surely enjoy this review of the most anticipated movie of the year!

Instructions are simple: Watch, Enjoy, Share with your friends, and Watch again!

As you all may remember, last week I decided to try and make some money by becoming a rap artist, and debuted my first music video, “I’m a Non Juan!” 

For the video, I used the first part of the footage I filmed when I went to see Don “Magic” Juan about my girl problems. (And no, that doesn’t mean I actually AM a girl, or have any sort of actual “feminine” issues going on.)  After the in-house counseling session, he decided to take me out to the club so I could practice hitting on women with REAL women, as opposed to my usual practice method of trying my lines out on hot-looking mannequins.  BTW: has any one else out there been turned down for a date by a mannequin before? Doesn’t feel very good

Anyway, I decided to use the second half of the footage for my newest video, “Tongue Tied!” Why did I give the song that title? Um… well… you’ll just have to watch the video to find out…

Oh yeah – this song, along with “I’m a Non Juan,” is part of my first-ever album, “909s and Heart Flatlines!”  I recorded it this past week whenever I had some free time… which I usually tend to have because… ah well, you know…

The album is available on iTunes, Amazon.com, Rhapsody.com, Napster.com, and just about any other place you can find music online! 

Enjoy the video, and I’ll see you all later!

-Non Juan

The follow up to the smash hit “I’m A Non Juan” – Non Juan and Don “Magic” Juan are at it again…
[This song is available @ itunes, amazon, and rhapsody!!! GET it TODAY!]

This time Non Juan shows his “Mack” skills by trying to hit on women (unsuccessfully, of course). This hilarious video should be used as a “What NOT to do with women”

Laugh, Share with YOUR FRIENDS, and Watch Again…

~ From your “Friends” @ NonJuan.com

Follow Non Juan’s Adventures in Dating EVERYDAY at http://www.twitter.com/nonjuan (@nonjuan)

The official, original, and ridiculous theme song and first music video by Non Juan ~ Featuring The Archbishop Don “Magic” Juan, Tila Tequila, and Hannah Montana.

You have to watch it to believe it….

hey – - Watch, Laugh, Share with YOUR FRIENDS, and Watch Again…

~ From your “Friends” @ http://NonJuan.com

Follow Non Juan’s Adventures in Dating EVERYDAY at http://www.twitter.com/nonjuan (@nonjuan)

This song is available @ itunes, amazon, and rhapsody!!! GET it TODAY!