RE: Non Juan ― Ok… You’ve GOT to be a guy reading this page. How do I know? Because, NO GIRLS are ever interested in me enough to want to know more. BUT, just in case you are
a hottie – please, erase what I just said from your memory. No – I don’t mean forget about ME; I was talking about….uh – darn, lost another one. Well, GUYS – here’s everything you ever wanted to know (and why I sometimes talk about myself in third-person).
Non Juan Biography
I don’t understand why these girls won’t date me, the ones I ask out man they be so flaky, I’m obsessed with girls, but I can’t seem to get ‘em, and I do everything just to try to get with them, Yo - I treat them like a queen so I can’t comprehend, why I keep on hearing, “I just want to be friends...” I’m like - Why can’t I get a girl in the sack? Maybe it’s because my teeth have too much plaque? And my breath smells worse than a rotten banana, my favorite tv show is Hannah Montana, I like girly songs, potatoes make me cry, I like to shave my face with a Boston cream pie, I write love poems to girls to turn ‘em on, “Your nose hair is sexy and so are your foot corns..” but, despite my words these girls they can’t stand me, now even my hamster gets more dates than me...
Non Juan Co-founders
Aaron P. Taylor
Aaron is the creative genius that spawned “Non Juan.” OK – to put it bluntly – He IS the inspiration for what we now refer to as Non Juan-ness. Remember the guy that went through his high school years with nothing to brag about in the girl category, yep that was Aaron. But, don’t feel too sorry for him, since these experiences have turned out to be a goldmine of inspiration for the comedy that is Non Juan. In addition to lending his insight and background into the subject matter, Aaron is also the voice talent for the Non Juan character (no, what you hear is not his real voice, but not too far from it - lol). This extremely talented actor, comedian, musician, artist, and writer that has an extensive resume of accomplishments that includes recording the worldwide smash and multi-million view YouTube video “O-bama Milli” (The “O-bama, O-bama” parody of Lil’ Wayne’s “A Milli” song that is probably your current ringtone). Oh… and to all the women that “REJECTED” him in the past - Take That!
Rob Tillman
Rob is the mad-scientist and work-a-holic that took Aaron’s Non Juan-ness and created a venue to share it with the world. Where Aaron serves as the inspiration for Non Juan, Rob provides the implementation (ie: turning ideas into realities). Before you ask - No, he was more of a Don Juan than a Non Juan –but, that was back in the days when MC Hammer pants and Bobby Brown haircuts were cool so take it for what it’s worth. Technically, Rob spends day and night creating opportunities to develop partnerships with the Non Juan brand and the many companies that benefit from the uniquely effective promotional platform. When he is not working on Non Juan, he has multiple other business ventures to keep him busy (the guy never sleeps – really – call him at 2:30 in the morning and he will probably answer). If you want to know anything else; what are you? – a stalker?Non Juan LLC
Non Juan LLC is a California Limited Liability Company. If you have questions or are interested in knowing more about our company, please email us at r o b (a t) n o n j u a n . c o m
