This is about the closest that Non Juan EVER got to being involved in sports, unless you call being slapped by girls a sport. If so, he would be the Michael Jordan of that sport - The best there ever was..
This is a NECESSARY ITEM to remind you that you do NOT want to be a Non Juan...
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When they point at your head now, you will feel way less rejected that it is not your bald spots... See, I am helping you out!
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