Get Stuff ― Come on… I’ve got to make a buck somehow. Did you know that I recently read that unattractive people earn significantly less than a pretty person? So, what does that mean for a goofy and obnoxious puppet? I need your help ― It’s not like I can do a K-Fed and get Britney Spears to drop millions on me anytime soon. Actually, I can’t get ANY ladies to even drop pennies on me (I tried it at the Quickie Mart just yesterday). I’m depressed now. Buy something and give me a reason to smile again.

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Non Juan Clothing

NJ Logo Shirt

Simply put, "Non Juan gets REJECTED"

$14.95

NonJuan.com Shirt

Your face..I mean - Mine - on a shirt. Yeah!

$17.95

Rejected T-Shirt

The shirt says it all... Really.

$19.95

Rejected Tee (Grn)

If you get scared and puke, this will let it blend in - GREAT!

$19.95

NJ Hoodie

To cover your face after rejection from the ladies

$36.45

NJ Hoodie Blk

Black to sneak up on the women (that will still reject you)

$38.95

No NJ Ladies

Like Kryptonite to Non Juans - This Logo is internationally understood

$19.95

Frazzled Ladies

Ladies, tell the Non Juans "NO!" - before they even try to talk to you.

$27.95

Non Juan Accessories

NJ Mousepad

Yeah, you get to look at me looking at you...

$10.95

NJ Tie Mouspepad

We know you're getting excited, but don't pass out

$10.95

No NJ Mousepad

This is a NECESSARY ITEM to remind you that you do NOT want to be a Non Juan...

$10.95

NJ Blk Mousepad

Show all your friends that you are a TRUE Non Juan fan!

$10.95

REJECTED Hat

This is your chance to own the OFFICIAL "Rejected" hat...

$14.95

NJ Yellow Hat

This hat is yellow, just like you are when it comes to asking a girl out.

$14.95

NJ Trucker Hat

When they point at your head now, you will feel way less rejected that it is not your bald spots... See, I am helping you out!

$14.95

Non Juan Tie

You are not a "real" Non Juan until you have one of these in your wardrobe

$29.95
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