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	<description>I&#039;m just like Don Juan... Minus the ladies, money, charm, and pretty much everything else.</description>
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		<title>Sharon and the Creepy Club Guy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time once again for NON JUAN VIDEO MONDAY!! This week, we have another harrowing &#8220;Tales from the Non Juan Side&#8221; story!  This one is from a girl named Sharon, and man oh MAN, is her story EPIC.  She met this guy at a club, see, and then&#8230; well, uh&#8230; Hmm.  Well, I don&#8217;t want [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nonjuan.com/686/sharon-and-the-creepy-club-guy/</link>
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		<title>Did Nick Cannon Ever ASSUME Mariah Carey Was Unattainable?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Above: Nick Cannon and his wife, Mariah Carey.  Did he ever ASSUME he couldn&#8217;t have her? If you&#8217;re bad at getting women &#8211; I mean really, REALLY bad &#8211; it&#8217;s not just those women that are sabotaging your efforts. It may be hard to believe this, but part of the blame can actually be put [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nonjuan.com/677/did-nick-cannon-ever-assume-mariah-carey-was-unattainable/</link>
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		<title>Video: What HE Says, What SHE Hears</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time once again for NON JUAN VIDEO MONDAY!! This week, it&#8217;s a new segment called &#8220;What HE Says, What SHE Hears,&#8221; where we explore comments guys often make on dates as a way of ATTRACTING a girl&#8230; but instead, they end up insulting her! Today&#8217;s comment: when a guy says, &#8220;So, why is it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nonjuan.com/674/video-what-he-says-what-she-hears/</link>
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		<title>Fan Comments about Ex-Girlfriend Video!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This past Monday, I debuted my EPIC new music video, &#8220;U Can&#8217;t Get Her Back!&#8220; The song talks about the reality of trying to win back an ex-girlfriend &#8211; namely, that you have a better chance of downing a whole bottle of rum while riding on a pig in leather spandex than ever winning her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nonjuan.com/667/fan-comments-about-ex-girlfriend-video/</link>
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		<title>Would Elin Be Cool with Tiger Woods Keeping His Exes Around?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Above: Tiger: &#8220;Can&#8217;t I invite just ONE of my exes over? We&#8217;re just friends now!&#8221; Elin: &#8220;Only if you want another golf club to the face&#8230;&#8221; Prior to me being knowledgeable of women, the number of girlfriends I had was slightly less than the thermometer temperature when it reaches freezing level&#8230; in Celsius. (That&#8217;s zero [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nonjuan.com/659/would-elin-be-cool-with-tiger-woods-keeping-his-exes-around/</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the SECRET to Getting Your Ex-Girlfriend Back??</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time for NON JUAN VIDEO MONDAY!! Today, I reveal to you the SECRET to winning back an ex-girlfriend!  If you&#8217;ve recently been dumped by the girl of your dreams, I have the absolute BESTEST dating tip you could ever hear&#8230; Watch the video, and don&#8217;t forget to listen for the question of the day [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nonjuan.com/649/whats-the-secret-to-getting-your-ex-girlfriend-back/</link>
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		<title>Video Rebuttal: Should U Call a Girl More&#8230; or Less?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On Monday&#8217;s Non Juan video, &#8220;Can Using the Phone Make You LOSE Women,&#8221; I talked about the consequences of calling a girl too much. I asked YOU &#8211; no, not you, but the guy behind you &#8211; to leave your thoughts on the subject.  Lo and behold, a few people commented on the video.  So, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nonjuan.com/655/video-rebuttal-should-u-call-a-girl-more-or-less/</link>
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		<title>How to Use Honesty to Make Her STOP Liking You</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the many things girls claim to want in a man is &#8220;honesty.&#8221; If you&#8217;re like I once was, you probably take this to mean &#8220;I should tell my girl absolutely every single thing that ever happens to me so she&#8217;ll know there&#8217;s no secrets between us.&#8221; And, if you&#8217;re like I once was, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://nonjuan.com/650/how-to-use-honesty-to-make-her-stop-liking-you/</link>
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		<title>VIDEO: Can Using the Phone Make You LOSE Women??</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s NON JUAN VIDEO Monday!! Today, Non Juan lets all the fellas out there know about the dangers of calling a girl too much.  What do YOU think about Non Juan&#8217;s views on phone calling? Leave your thoughts below! -Non Juan]]></description>
		<link>http://nonjuan.com/644/video-can-using-the-phone-make-you-lose-women/</link>
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		<title>VIDEO: Is Lou Being &#8220;Agreeable&#8221;&#8230; or a NON JUAN?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From time to time, I like to show video examples of a Non Juan in action. Sure, I may have been bad with women, but there are still TONS of men out there who know how to make women feel even MORE awkward on dates than I did! Here&#8217;s an example from an episode of [...]]]></description>
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