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It’s time for another episode of “Tales From the Non Juan Side,” where we have girls tells stories illustrating what NOT to do to attract them!

This week’s story comes from a girl who got hit on by a man from Africa while hanging out at the club.  He thought he had the slickest of lines… but then he had to mention something about her hips.  Ugh…

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

Um… okay, so I know it’s a couple of days afterward… but really, when you’re not used to ever having a Valentine, everyday FEELS like it could be the holiday!

Anyway, I wrote this little song as a way to woo some of the ladies out there. Let’s hope it works!

Well, another Valentine’s Day is here and still no date (not even close). So, I went to this site - LastChanceDate.com to try my luck for a final attempt at a date (or at least someone to say, “Hi” to me). The site says that “it’s 100% Free – Find someone as ugly – - I mean “facially challenged” as you… Answer a few questions and you could be another moderately satisfied customer like our featured couple – Biscuits and Gravy” – so, I should have a shot… right?

It’s “The Non Juan’s Guide to Dating!” Dating Tip #1: It’s okay to give a girl a compliment… BUT…

Sure, General Larry Platt may have gotten the limelight, but it was an earlier un-aired (too hot for tv) try out by Non Juan that was the inspiration… well, sort of…