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It’s Monday, which can only mean one thing…

TOMORROW IS TUESDAY!

Oh wait – it also means it’s NON JUAN VIDEO MONDAY!!

As you all may have heard, Oprah Winfrey made the announcement last week that she’d be quitting her talk show in 2011.  NOOO, OPRAH, NOOOOO!

She can’t be leaving – she’s the reason I actually have topics to bring up when I’m talking to women (at least the ones who don’t choose to ignore me right away when starting up a conversation).  Now I’ll have to resort to actually thinking up things to say to them.  I can already feel my number of girls dwindling, ugh…

Anyway, I decided to make a video about what Oprah means to all of us.  And to do so, I remade one of the hottest songs out right now, Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind!”

Here’s the video for MY version of the song, “Oprah State of Mind” featuring Tamika Keys!

If you like the video, feel free to re-post it and watch it again! That’s all for now, everybody!

-Non Juan

It’s NON JUAN MAILBAG FRIDAYS!

Each Friday, I like to take time out of my busy schedule (of playing video games and begging girls to date me) and answer YOUR dating/relationship questions!  This week’s question comes from a guy who keeps getting tongue tied while talking to the ladies (a problem I know all too much about)…

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Dear Non Juan:

I need advice – I want this girl named Ashley but I can’t say anything 2 her without saying sumthin’ stupid!

-D.R.

Greetings, D.R.!

So, you’re trying to talk to a girl named Ashely, huh? You open your mouth up and end up saying somethin’ stupid, eh?

First – in the future, I’ll need more detailed info. What kind of stupid stuff are you saying? Are you saying stuff that makes sense but you THINK sounds moronic, or are you just putting words together that don’t make sense? Details, man, details!!

At any rate, just the fact that you think you’re saying stupid-sounding stuff to this chick lets me know something very important…

YOU… are a GREAT follower of the Non-Juan principles!

Anytime a guy puts emphasis and worry into what he’s saying to a girl, it (more…)

Guess what everybody? Another album leaked early onto the Internet!

This time, the victim is Rihanna (no pun intended) and her soon-to-be released album, “Rated R.” I got an advance listen to it, and here’s what I have to say about the album…

Have YOU heard the album yet? Let me know what your thoughts about it are by leaving me a comment below or writing me at ASK@NonJuan.com!

-Non Juan

It’s Monday, and you know what that means…

IT’S NON JUAN VIDEO MONDAY!

This week’s video is another “Tales from the Non Juan Side!”  This one involves a girl named Knajula, a stalker, and a confrontation of EPIC proportions.  Check it out!

Think YOU’VE got a good Non Juan tale to tell?  Send it to us in video form for your chance to win a FREE copy of DJ Hero! Also, if you have a dating/relationship question, email us at ASK@NonJuan.com!

-Non Juan

Greetings, Non Juan fans!

Since I opened up my website, I have had people writing me with dating questions of all kinds!  At first I couldn’t figure out why people were writing me – I mean, I’ve only been taking lessons from Don ”Magic” Juan for a few weeks now, so I’m still not quite where I need to be when it comes to knowing how to get women.

HOWEVER…

Someone pointed out to me that the tips I give actually help them out.  How? By showing others how to NOT get women!

I was a bit insulted at first – after all, my goal is to ATTRACT women – but then I thought: “Hey – at least (more…)