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So, my review for Lil Wayne’s “Regurgitation” – OOPS – I mean “Rebirth” leaked album keeps picking up steam, as it has been picked up by multiple sources now (AllHipHop.com, Digg, Delicious, Twitter) and most recently ThatsHipHop.com.

In their article about me, they (more…)

OK… I don’t know if it means I will be on America’s Most Wanted or something like that, but “The World’s Most Dangerous Site” (AllHipHop.com) just posted a video of me on their site. So, for all the ladies that like a “Bad Boy” – - I think I finally succeeded! YAAAY!!

I mean, it’s only a review of the LEAKED Lil Wayne “Rebirth” CD dropping soon… BUT – I would still put this in my Bad Boy Toolbox (along with the time that I rode my scooter without a helmet.  So scaaaary…)

Anyway – here is the story from AllHipHop.com and the video review they are referencing (Enjoy and share with your friends!):

LIL WAYNE’S REBIRTH = FAIL?

I don’t know about this rock CD, yall! All I can say is…this may be an epic fail. The rumor is that this leaked album is NOT going to be the one that we’ll eventually see…but the damage may be done. It is not stopping people from reviewing it. Here is Non Juan’s review. He’s got the illest reviews. LOL!
Source: Allhiphop.com, 12/18/2009

-Non Juan

Oh man, I had a GREAT day yesterday!

So, I was at the Hard Rock Cafe at Universal Studios doing my normal routine: waiting for a girl to show up who had agreed to go on a date with me.  I was supposed to meet her for lunch at 12:30… and, well… she must have gotten lost or something: 4 hours later I was still waiting around for her to show up!

While I was waiting, though, I saw someone go up to the second floor of the restaurant, surrounded by body guards and some cute women.  Sure enough, it was none other than SNOOP DOGG!

That’s when I remembered: his new album, “Malice N Wonderland,” dropped that same day! So, I ran outside, got myself a CD, and waited in line.  2 hours later, I got to meet up with the man himself!

In case you were wondering: Snoop Dogg is one of the NICEST celebrity-type persons I’ve run across anywhere!  He gave me an autograph, took a picture with me, and I even got to tell him all about the parody song/video I made from his “Sensual Seduction” song called “Erectile Dysfunction!”

If you’re reading this, Snoop: THANKS AGAIN FOR THE AUTOGRAPH! Also: PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY GAME SO I CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND!!

Oh yeah, and be sure to get Snoop’s new CD, “Malice N Wonderland” – I’ve been bumping it all day, and it’s totally awesome!!

-Non Juan

Another week, another wonderful NON JUAN VIDEO MONDAY!

So, I was sitting at home watching the SNL Lonely Island music video, “I’m on a Boat,” and thought to myself:

“Wow, this video is REALLY impressive! Maybe if I made a music video as impressive, a girl would take notice and want to go out with me!”

So, I got together with a couple of friends and made a video! Unfortunately, we couldn’t afford to rent a boat. Or get shooting permits.

Instead, we stole an old lady’s credit card (don’t worry, it was my grandma’s), rented a camera, and did a song about being poor called “I’m Friggin’ Broke!”

And heeeeeeeeere’s the video we came up with:

Not too shabby, huh? I’m sure I’ll have girls lining up to try and date me now! (Or slap me.  Either way, I’ll be getting hit on!)

-Non Juan

Okay, people, I’ve had enough!

This past week, Tiger Woods has been the subject of much scrutiny after a small fender bender somehow resulted in people finding out he was cheating on his wife.  Boo, I say, boo!

Now, I’m not one to commend him for cheating – though I am a bit jealous he’s able to get more than one woman at a time, while I can barely get a waitress to look my way at a restaurant.  However, this constant tiger-bashing has got to STOP!

Here is my official video plea to the public, begging them to stop harassing Tiger Woods:

What do YOU think? Should the public ease up on Tiger Woods, or is he getting what he deserves?!?

-Non Juan