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Relationships can be a hard thing for many guys to get into.

Part of it is due to our egos.  Once we develop a perspective of how to get into relationships, we tend to stick to whatever mantra it is that we believe will help snag us a girlfriend.

Even if that mantra turns out to be pure baloney.

Unfortunately, there are many, MANY myths and ideas us guys have fallen for over the years when it comes to how to attract women.  As young boys, we are taught by mothers, aunts, grandmothers, and other women around us that we have to act in certain ways and/or do certain things to get women.  And we believe them because, at the end of the day, ALL men want to attract a woman.

How many of you have heard the following advice from women in your life:

*”If you want to obtain a girlfriend, you have to treat her like a queen”
*”Make sure you buy a girl flowers – that’ll let her know how much you care about her.”
*”Never curse in front of a lady – they won’t respect you if you do.”

Now, how many of you have gone out with a girl, treated her like a queen, bought her flowers and made sure to be on your absolute best behavior…

…and have later seen this girl going out with someone who treated her like crap, never bought her ANYTHING, and cursed more times than a sailor?

CLEARLY, THERE IS A DISCONNECT.

Does this mean you should start acting like a “bad boy?”  Should you forgo your current self in order to better attract women?

The answer is (more…)

Sure, General Larry Platt may have gotten the limelight, but it was an earlier un-aired (too hot for tv) try out by Non Juan that was the inspiration… well, sort of…

Umm… Errr.. If this is the story of a “Perfect Gentleman” – well… You tell us what you think?????

Greetings, Non Juan fans!

As you all know, I’ve been on the hunt for a girlfriend for a while now – and by “a while”,  I mean “ever since I slid out the womb.”  It was the last time I was anywhere NEAR a woman’s… well, ya know – and I’ve been trying to get back ever since.

Why the seemingly desperate chase for my one-true love?  Girls bring so much to a guy’s life, and when I see other guys with girlfriends, I feel like I’m missing out on something.

In an attempt to explain myself, I will, from time to time, share with you my reasons as to why I want a girl in my life – and not just because they’ll pay for my meals and drive me places (though it would be nice to get taken some place from time to time…)

REASON WHY GIRLS ARE AWESOME #1: THEY TAKE CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU’RE SICK

Recently, my friend Harry dared me to jump into a pool of water.  This wouldn’t normally be such a bad idea, if it weren’t for the fact that (a) it’s wintertime, (b) it was raining outside, and (c) I’m allergic to certain types of chlorine.

However, I didn’t want to look like a punk in front of my friend, so I dived in.  Next thing I know, I’m breaking out in hives and sweating in 45 degree weather.

Needless to say, I was sick.

During my week-long sickness, I had no one to take care of me – not even my parents (despite the fact that my apartment is located in their backyard.  They even had me quaranteened!)  While making frequent trips back and forth to throw up in my toilet, I kept thinking to myself: “Man, I wish I had a girlfriend here to take care of me…”

Girls are such nurturing people.  No matter how sick you get, they will usually be there whenever you need to be taken care of.  I could have been blowing snot out of every orafice of my body, with burning red eyes and dried-up drool on my face, and – assuming the girl i was dating cared about me – she would’ve been there to wipe me up, get me some eye drops, and put a cup under my mouth to collect my spit.

But did I get any of that help?? NOOOO.  Instead, I was forced to drag myself out of bed, attempt to cook my own meals (which was made even worse since I can’t cook - i burned 3 bowls of soup!), take my own pills (which were mixed up in the scissors drawer – I ended up cutting myself), and draw my own baths (I fell asleep during one of my bathing sessions, and ended up looking like a shrunk raisin.

Having to do all that definitely made me appreciate the nurturing aspect a woman brings to a relationship.  If only I could find one who would do all that stuff for me without being completely grossed out (at my sickness AND at the sight of me), I’d be SO happy.  Luckily I eventually got better – I was THIS CLOSE to calling Dr. Murray to fix me up.  I think he’s on trial for something now, though…

-Non Juan

From http://www.NonJuan.com – Could dating a drunk Mariah (and drunk girls in general) be a solution to Non Juan’s dating problems?? Watch the video to find out!