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Oh man, you are not going to BELIEVE what just happened to me a few minutes ago!

So, I was sitting here updating my Twitter account (Twitter.com/NonJuan) and eating a potato salad mixed with applesauce, when my phone started to ring.  I picked it up…

…and it was HER.  Yes, HER!

Oh wait – you probably have no idea who “HER” is. 

Um… okay, so about a year ago, I met this girl named Angela while depositing my tax refund into the bank (a whole $5.67 cents – take THAT, government!).  We took one look at each other and… well, I fell head-over-heels in love; meanwhile, she asked me if she could borrow $4.  Which made me think one thing…

“Oh man, she actually TALKED to me – she must like me!!”

For the next 3 months we would see each other all the time.  I would take her to the movies, (more…)

Hey everybody!  I hope your Sunday night was as AWESOME as mine was!

I wanted to have some fun last night, but not in a way that would require me to spend any money.  So, I decided to throw a party at my place!

I already had everything I needed – drinks (nothing like a red Kool-aid sugar rush to get everybody jumpin’!); music (who else could resist the sounds of Spice Girls and The Yodel Brothers??); atmosphere (wait – using pizza boxes as a table counts as good atmosphere, right?)…

…and of course, ME, Non Juan!

Now, you might be thinking: “But Non Juan, (more…)

Hey everybody! Non Juan here with yet another wonderful dating tip to help you with your romantic life!

Now that you’ve actually seen me in action on a date (see yesterday’s scribble), you can see how easy it is for this sexy stud to get a girl to go out with me.  Therefore, I thought some of you guys out there might benefit from some more wonderful Non Juan advice.

Incidentally, I also give out advice via my weekly videos, which are posted every Monday; if you ever need suggestions or have questions about what to do with the opposite sex, I’m definitely the puppet you should come to!

Okay, on to today’s great Non Juan dating tip:

JUST BE YOURSELF

That’s right, fellas – when you’re taking a girl out on a date for the first time, you should always (more…)

Hola, Non Juan well-wishers!

I hope your weekend is going good so far.  Mine has already gotten off to a GREAT start!

As those of you who read yesterday’s scribble know, I had a girl named Destiny hit on me at a video game store on Thursday and ask me out for dinner on Friday.  I was so excited, I could barely keep (more…)

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! I can’t believe it – I, Non Juan, have a DATE tonight!!

Okay, so what had happen was… I mean, at first, I didn’t know it was happening, but I was down at the video game store last night trying out some game called “The Beatles: Rock Band” (I thought it was a game about actual beetles playing instruments in the forest – I was quite disappointed, to say the least) when, out of nowhere, this girl walks up to me and asked me if I knew where she could find a memory card for her X-box.

I turn around, took one look into her eyes… and then I said:

“Hey! I don’t work here! You’re messing up my score!”

At that point, she challenged me to a “Guitar-off” to see who could get the best score.  Even though I was new to the game, I figured I’d be able to beat her.  After all, if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s (more…)