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Hi, everybody! Glad to see you here at the site again!

I’ve been getting such wonderful fan mail lately – mostly from guys (still waiting to hear back from you ladies about a date… no, really – PLEASE go out with me! I promise I’ll only let you pay for 85% of the date!).  A few people have asked me who some of my personal influences have been in my attempt to better myself with women.

In thinking about it, though, I realized that there are LOTS of people out there whose public dating lives I’ve observed and learned a few techniques from.  I’ve decided to highlight some of these individuals in some of my scribble posts which I will call…

MY NON JUAN “HERO OF THE WEEK!!”

Okay, so they’re not exactly heroes in the normal sense – they don’t save people from buildings or deflect bullets – but they DO display (more…)

Greetings, everybody!

Wow, this site is really starting to take off!  Thanks to everybody who’s been reading my scribbles and watching my videos, which I have tons of free time to make since I rarely go out on dates!

Hmm… probably shouldn’t have said that last part, especially since I’m about to give you fellas out there some more advice about your dating life!

Today’s helpful Non Juan dating tip is…

NEVER TAKE “NO” FOR AN ANSWER

Fellas, have you ever been asked a girl out before, and she (more…)

Dear David Letterman:

Recently, you revealed to the nation that there was this guy who was trying to extort you for money by coming public with a “secret” about you.  I didn’t know what the secret would be, but I, like others in America, were shocked – SHOCKED, I tell you – when you said you had been involved in certain “relations” with several of the women on your TV show’s staff over the years.

All I have to say is ONE thing…

HOW DID YOU DO IT?!?

No really – I, Non Juan, would like to know how (more…)

Hey everybody!

Just wanted to let you all know – I got my movie ticket to see Michael Jackson’s “This Is IT!” movie today!! Woo-hoo!

I’m SO excited!  I’ve been a Michael Jackson as far back as the 80s.  I remember the first time I saw one of his music videos, and thought to myself:

“Wow – that white woman can dance!”

Of course, my parents had to convince me that he was actually BLACK, but aside from that I knew one thing for sure: the man definitely had talent!

In fact, MJ is one of the reasons I dance so well!  Over the years I’ve spent many Friday nights at home by myself (ya know, date night and all… sigh…) and would practice my dance move for (more…)

I’m feeling a lil’ bit down today, fellas…

I was SO looking forward to my date last night!  A few weeks ago, I met a girl named Natalie… mmm, Natalie… she’s so pretty – nice soft skin, a crooked left leg, and an overbite to DIE for!…

Oops, I’m drooling on my keyboard again. 

Anyway, I met her while I was in line waiting to get on one of the kids’ rides over at Disney World.  Yes, despite being older than an actual child, I still don’t meet the height requirements for most of the adult rides.  I tried sneaking onto one this one time, and I almost ended up falling out of the ride when it went upside-down!

At any rate, I was standing behind (more…)