It’s time for NON JUAN VIDEO MONDAY!!

Today, I reveal to you the SECRET to winning back an ex-girlfriend!  If you’ve recently been dumped by the girl of your dreams, I have the absolute BESTEST dating tip you could ever hear…

Watch the video, and don’t forget to listen for the question of the day at the end.  Leave your comments below!

-Non Juan

It’s time for another episode of “Tales From the Non Juan Side,” where we have girls tells stories illustrating what NOT to do to attract them!

This week’s story comes from a girl who got hit on by a man from Africa while hanging out at the club.  He thought he had the slickest of lines… but then he had to mention something about her hips.  Ugh…

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

Um… okay, so I know it’s a couple of days afterward… but really, when you’re not used to ever having a Valentine, everyday FEELS like it could be the holiday!

Anyway, I wrote this little song as a way to woo some of the ladies out there. Let’s hope it works!

Sure, General Larry Platt may have gotten the limelight, but it was an earlier un-aired (too hot for tv) try out by Non Juan that was the inspiration… well, sort of…

Non Juan listened to Lil’ Wayne’s leaked “Rebirth” album. After regaining consciousness, he reviewed it. Check it out, then share with friends as a WARNING!!

OK… I don’t know if it means I will be on America’s Most Wanted or something like that, but “The World’s Most Dangerous Site” (AllHipHop.com) just posted a video of me on their site. So, for all the ladies that like a “Bad Boy” – - I think I finally succeeded! YAAAY!!

I mean, it’s only a review of the LEAKED Lil Wayne “Rebirth” CD dropping soon… BUT – I would still put this in my Bad Boy Toolbox (along with the time that I rode my scooter without a helmet.  So scaaaary…)

Anyway – here is the story from AllHipHop.com and the video review they are referencing (Enjoy and share with your friends!):

LIL WAYNE’S REBIRTH = FAIL?

I don’t know about this rock CD, yall! All I can say is…this may be an epic fail. The rumor is that this leaked album is NOT going to be the one that we’ll eventually see…but the damage may be done. It is not stopping people from reviewing it. Here is Non Juan’s review. He’s got the illest reviews. LOL!
Source: Allhiphop.com, 12/18/2009

-Non Juan

Remember the SNL digital short “I’m on a Boat” featuring Lonely Island and T-Pain? Well, these guys couldn’t afford to get a boat – instead, they stole an old lady’s credit card, rented a camera, and made their OWN version of the song called “I’m Friggin’ Broke!”

Watch, laugh, share, and watch it again!

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NEW Jay-Z & Alicia Keys parody, Oprah State of Mind! PLEASE vote for this video in the “I Am T-Pain” contest – go to http://www.iAmTpain.com for more info!

As you all know, Oprah Winfrey, the queen of talk show host, has announced her decision to end her show on September 9, 2011! If there’s one person – er, puppet – who has something to say – er, sing – about it, it’s that non-ladies man, Non Juan!

Watch the video, laugh, re-post it, share it with your friends… then do it all over again!

The more views it gets, the better chance Non Juan has of winning the “I-AM-T-PAIN” contest (and the better chances he has of winning prize money and finally taking a girl on a date)!

Well, Snoop Dogg may be a huge hip hop star with plenty of women, money, cars, houses, jewelry, friends,uh… you get it. But, I bet I can count up the change in your pocket faster than he can! Ok, so I guess he has EVERYTHING that I don’t including a hit song last year called “Sensual Seduction.”

Since I don’t really know anything about that subject, I decided to do a song about a subject that I actually DO KNOW lots about. It kinda deals with that special part of the male anatomy and something tells me that I should not be sharing this with all the ladies, but ~ what the heck – Here is my new music video for Erectile Dysfunction from my 909s and Heart Flatlines CD (available on iTunes). BTW I am offering it as a ringtone for **FREE** on my homepage http://NonJuan.com for a limited time! YEAH!!!

Also available on my album (get it on iTunes TODAY!), “909s and Heart Flatlines”

Non Juan's "Erectile Dysfunction" Video

Well, Snoop Dogg may be a huge hip hop star with plenty of women, money, cars, houses, jewelry, friends,…uh you get it. But, I…uh…well…errr….hmmm… I guess he has EVERYTHING that I don’t – including a hit song, “Sensual Seduction.”

Since I don’t really know anything about that subject, I decided to do a song about a subject that I actually DO KNOW lots about. It kinda deals with “that special part of the male anatomy” and something tells me that I should not be sharing this with all the ladies, but ~ what the heck – - Here is my new music video for “Erectile Dysfunction” from my 909s and Heart Flatlines CD (available on iTunes). BTW – I am offering it as a ringtone for FREE on my homepage for a limited time! YEAH!!!