So, my review for Lil Wayne’s “Regurgitation” – OOPS – I mean “Rebirth” leaked album keeps picking up steam, as it has been picked up by multiple sources now (AllHipHop.com, Digg, Delicious, Twitter) and most recently ThatsHipHop.com.

In their article about me, they are actually influenced by my review to NOT buy this horrible cd when it officially drops.

Well, I wish I could say the same about women. No matter how hard I try to “influence” them to go out with me, I still get the same excuses:

1. “I never date guys named…What is your name again?”
2. “…save me a step and just put your phone number in the trash can”
3. “Let’s be ‘friends with benefits.’ You get friendship & I get the benefit of not dating you”
4. “I may be a blind, pigeon-faced midget – BUT, that doesn’t mean I’m dating you !”

And the list goes, on and on and on and on……

Anyway – Here is what ThatsHipHop.com had to say about my review:

Non Juan is our new favorite music critic – seriously, we highly suggest you subcribe to his YouTube account. With the accidental shipping of Lil’ Wayne’s Rebirth album, Juan got a hold of it and did an early review. And let’s just say the album’s not high on his list of recommendations. As Non Juan says, “If you want insight into how Wayne sounds on the album, picture the Tasmanian devil stuffing an autotune box down his throat.” Oh, and here’s another: “Trust me, hearing some of the songs on this album are gonna make you wish rock music had never been invented in the first place!” And then he throws up. Needless to say, we’re not rushing out to buy this when it officially drops.

If you haven’t seen the video review yet (boy are YOU behind) – it is available here:

Lil Wayne Rebirth Blows Chunks but Non Juan Review Rocks!

- Enjoy and have a great Non Juan Day!

Non Juan listened to Lil’ Wayne’s leaked “Rebirth” album. After regaining consciousness, he reviewed it. Check it out, then share with friends as a WARNING!!