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The official, original, and ridiculous theme song and first music video by Non Juan ~ Featuring The Archbishop Don “Magic” Juan, Tila Tequila, and Hannah Montana.

You have to watch it to believe it….

hey – - Watch, Laugh, Share with YOUR FRIENDS, and Watch Again…

~ From your “Friends” @ http://NonJuan.com

Follow Non Juan’s Adventures in Dating EVERYDAY at http://www.twitter.com/nonjuan (@nonjuan)

This song is available @ itunes, amazon, and rhapsody!!! GET it TODAY!

Well… since my wallet was stolen and my mom has reduced my allowance, I decided that I should become an entrepreneur! I don’t have many talents, but I know ONE that I have that the world (at least all the women of the world) need – Sucking up for NO reason!

Take a look at the commercial I made for my new business and tell me what you think?

Pass this on to all the girls that you know who need my help….please…hello?

After learning about a new dating site this morning, LastChanceDate.com, I thought it would be a GREAT experience to sign up and finally get a date… They say they can match “ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE….”

I decided to video tape myself and let you leave your comments below to tell me what you think???

Tales from the Non Juan Side: “Hotel, Motel, Non Juan Inn…” ~ If you go with a Non Juan, you better bring a friend… ~ From your “Friends” @ NonJuan.com

Tales from the Non Juan Side: “Got some Non Juan in ya?”- – If not, you most likely should keep it that way! One of the MOST RIDICULOUS pick up lines that you will ever hear… ~ From your “Friends” @ NonJuan.com