“You ask – I answer” ― I said, “Answer” and never told you, “Answer Correctly.”
Sooooo, whatever you ask will get a CERTIFIED Non Juan Answer (take it for what it’s worth).
Some sample questions I can answer:
See, you can ask me ANYTHING.
(“Ask” At Will – Take My advice AT YOUR OWN RISK!)
Ever wanted to know how to tell if a lady wants you for more than just to pay all her bills? My advice will keep you from ever having to… Man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened to… Sorry, I got lost in a thought. Well, never let it happen to you. Ok, “NEVER” is such a strong word – Let’s just use, “not too often” or “only a few (hundred) times.”
Want to know where to meet the hottest girls? When you find out.. Oh,I mean – Ask Me. Sure. I can tell you plenty of places.
Need to know how to keep a woman you really like interested in you? Uh, no way that I can.. What the heck – Sure, I have just the right answer for you.
(“Ask” At Will – Take My advice AT YOUR OWN RISK!)
