Scribble scribble, everybody! It’s me, NON JUAN!  Thanks for checking out my site – it’s one of the few times I ever have people checking me out, especially girls.  If you’re a girl reading this, PLEASE write me back! I love the way your fingers looking typing my name.  N-o-n-J-u-a-n…. N-o-n-J-u-a-n…. ohhh baby….

For the rest of you, take a look around the site!  We’ve got all kinds of wonderful videos and articles to look at.  While you’re at it, check out the cool clothing we have available.  How do I know it’s cool? The site administrators won’t allow me to wear it.  It’s okay, though – my thrift store clothes would be jealous if I did!

Last but not least: to all the fellas out there coming here to seek dating advice… wow, why would you do THAT?!?  The last time I touched a girl was when I went to a funeral for my aunt.  And even then, the preacher got mad at me for trying to reach into her casket!

But, if you feel inclined to ask me a relationship question, or are seeking advice, go ahead and write me at ask@nonjuan.com.  I love making videos giving answers to questions, and you might even be lucky enough to have yours answered here on the site!

That’s all for now, everybody! Be sure to check back here every Monday and Thursday for new videos!  Have a wonderful Non-Juan day!

-Non Juan, REJECTED

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