Once again, it’s time for me to give out some unfounded Non Juan dating advice!  Remember: if you have any dating/relationship questions you’d like for me to answer, send an email to ASK@NonJuan.com, or call me toll-free at 877-NON-JUAN and leave your question on my answering machine!

Today’s Non Juan Dating Tip:

USE BEGGING TO MAKE HER DATE YOU!

Asking a girl out can be a nerve-racking experience for any guy.  They might look at you funny, say no, or – if you’re someone like me – hit you over the head with their sub sandwich while sicking their dogs on you.

If you ask a girl out and she says no, does it really mean she won’t go out with you? Well, most people would probably say “yes.”  And who are these people, you ask?

QUITTERS, that’s who!

A girl saying “no” to you simply means one thing: you haven’t (a) asked her out enough times to wear her down enough to say “yes”, and (b) you’re not asking in the right way.

And what exactly IS the “right way” to ask a girl out?”

BEGGING!

That’s right, fellas – if you want a girl to go out with you, all you have to do is get on your knees, grovel at her feet, and ask her over and over again to go out with you.  (Bonus points if you can muster up some tears – that’s what I call the “advanced” stages of begging!)

You may think doing this will make you appear desperate, aloof, and unsuave – and it does – but most importantly: IT WILL GET YOU A DATE.

Why?

Most girls hate going out with guys they don’t have a thing for, but they hate the idea of hurting someone’s feelings even MORE.  When she sees how willing you are to take her out for a free meal and/or movie (or both), she’ll eventually shrug her shoulders, look at you with those sexy eyes of hers, and say:

“Eh, why not? If he’s paying, I guess I can suffer through spending a few hours with him.”

Sure, she won’t really be going out with you because she likes you.  Sure, she’ll probably still be repulsed by the fact that she has to spend time with you for x-amount of time.  And sure, the fact that you begged and came across as desperate and needy may cause her to want to stay away from you after you take her out.

But at least you got to take her out!

That’s all for today, Non Juan fans! Remember: if you’ve got a dating/relationship question, email me at ASK@NonJuan.com or call 877-NON-JUAN (666-5826) today!

-Non Juan

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