I was doing my daily search of YouTube videos (I like to find videos of hot girls eating mayonnaise and drool) when I came across this clip from an episode of “Divorce Court”:

Above: “Your honor, I can’t be married to him anymore.  He’s just too… NICE.” HUH?!?

In the video clip, a woman is divorcing her husband… for being too NICE! She says he cooked for her, gave her flowers, complimented her all the time with “I Love You’s”… yet, lo and behold: she had to dump him!

I showed the clip to my friend Harry, and, believe it or not, he actually said he completely understood WHY she was dumping him!  As Harry put it:

“Women don’t like men who are are pushovers, weak, or who suck up to them.  By giving in to her every need he showed he was a pushover; by saying “I love you” all the time he actually showed insecurity, i.e. weakness; and by giving her flowers all the time he was sucking up to her harder than a vacuum cleaner!

All the things he thought he should be doing to turn her on actually turned her OFF.  So yeah, I’m not surprised she dumped him.”

I couldn’t believe it – how is it that those things didn’t work?? I mean, I do them all the time and get GREAT results!  For example: last week I told a girl she was so gorgeous, I wanted to have her baby!  She was so impressed with my line that she ended up hitting on ME!

Okay – so it was more like “she ended up slapping me in the face.” That still counts as her hitting on me, right?

Anyway, I just think this woman is crazy.  Ladies, is it REALLY such a BAD thing if a guy is TOO nice? What’s so wrong with wanting to drool all over a girl who’s hot and give in to her every wish and desire?? I don’t get what the problem is!!

And fellas: have YOU ever been dumped by a woman for being too nice?? Does it REALLY make a guy come across as needy or weak if he’s always at her beck and call??  Let me know!

-Non Juan

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