Guess what, everybody? I actually got an email from a girl last night!

Her name is Kristina; she’s a hottie that I met at the grocery store last week. I was looking to buy a cantaloupe to make myself a cantaloupe smoothie, and she happen to be in the same section holding some in her hand.

I learned from Don “Magic” Juan that it’s easiest to talk to a woman by making reference to a prop she has, be it her clothes, jewelry, or something she’s holding. So, I went up to her, tapped her on the shoulder and said:

“Hi. Um… wow, you sure do have some nice melons there!”

SLAP!

I don’t know why she felt the need to hit me, but I got knocked back into the tall stack of cantaloupes and they came crashing down on me. Once I became conscious, she apologized and said, upon further analysis, that I was probably talking about the fruit she was holding in her hand. (Of course I was – what else would I have been talking about??)

To make up for it, she allowed me to help carry the rest of her groceries to her car. I was so excited! I’ve rarely ever had a girl ask ME to spend time with her that didn’t involve a courtroom setting!

After I loaded up the last of her groceries, I gave her my e-mail address – ASK@NONJUAN.COM – and told her to contact me if she ever wanted to spend more time together.

Lo and behold: I got up this morning, and found an e-mail from Kristina that said:

“Hey, Non Juan, it’s Kristina. I’m looking to get a new TV, and was hoping you’d be able to help me move it into my apartment. I also have a few other light things that need to be moved around that I could use your help with. Let me know if you’re available tomorrow to help, thanks!”

Woooooow… a woman wants ME to help her out? This HAS to be some ploy from her to take me out on a date! I can see it now: I get over there, help her with the T.V., then says, “Gee, thanks Non Juan! You’re so buff and strong, you deserve a reward – let’s go out to dinner, MY treat!”

I… I’d better call her right now and let her know I’m ready to help! I’ll let you all know how it went tomorrow!

-Non Juan

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