Greetings, everybody!

Wow, this site is really starting to take off!  Thanks to everybody who’s been reading my scribbles and watching my videos, which I have tons of free time to make since I rarely go out on dates!

Hmm… probably shouldn’t have said that last part, especially since I’m about to give you fellas out there some more advice about your dating life!

Today’s helpful Non Juan dating tip is…

NEVER TAKE “NO” FOR AN ANSWER

Fellas, have you ever been asked a girl out before, and she tells you “no?” When this happens, what should you do? Should you:

(a) Take her at her word and find another prospect
(b) Assume she likes you, but continue to ask out other girls until she sees how many girls want to go out with you, to the point that she becomes curious and agrees to go on a date with you
(c) Keep asking her out over and over and over again

Wow, what a silly quiz! Everyone already knows what the answer is:

(c) KEEP ASKING HER OUT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

You may think that her saying “NO” to your dating request means that she has low interest in you, but you’d be wrong!  All it means is that you’re just not doing enough to impress her!

So, what should you do?  Easy – just figure out different ways of asking her out until you trick her into saying “yes!”  There are so many different ways to ask a girl out, and – if you keep trying – she’s bound to say “yes” to one of them!

Here are a few ways you can ask her to go out on a date:

• “Would you like to go out with me on Friday?”
• “How about on (insert alternative day of the week) instead?”
• “Are you SURE you don’t want to go on a date with me?”
• “What if I promise not to sneak into your purse when you go to the bathroom like I did the last time?”
• “PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME – I’ll bring my parole officer along to chaperone!”
• “Can we meet at the same restaurant at the same time and just happen to sit at the same table and eat at the same time?”

The bottom line is, you shouldn’t just assume that a “NO” from her means she’s not interested.  I don’t care if she gives you some kind of excuse as to why she can’t see you – you should still assume she will eventually say yes!

And yes, that’s ANY excuse, including if she says stuff like:

• I have to visit my grandma in the hospital
• My dog just tied and I have to bury him
• I have a boyfriend
• I just had a baby and am on bed rest
• My husband would get mad at me
• Dating you would cause me to break out in hives
• I saw you on “C.O.P.S.” last week, and you don’t seem like a safe person

Just keep on asking, and eventually, she’ll either agree to go out with you… or change her locks, phone number, and enter herself into the witness protection program.  (But hey, all girls like playing hard to get )

-Non Juan

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