Greetings, Non Juan fans!
Today, I’ve decided to give you guys out there some more much-needed dating advice! Now that I’ve spent some time with Don “Magic” Juan, I feel as though I’m getting wiser and wiser about how to interact with the opposite sex (even if they still don’t seem to want to interact with me. It’s okay, I know they’re just playing hard to get!)
Today’s dating tip:
ALWAYS SUCK UP TO HER
Women just LOVE it when a guy is constantly sucking up to her! It boosts up their ego, raises their self-esteem, and lets them know one very important thing about the guy who’s doing it - he’s desperate, and definitely needs her approval!
When you’re having a conversation with that one girl of your dreams, everything that comes out of your mouth should either be:
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A compliment
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A high praise to her about some activity she does
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An over-exaggerated statement about how she makes you feel
For example: if it’s your first date with a woman, you may want to thrown out a compliment about how she looks. But don’t just give her one or two compliments – how is she gonna know you like her unless you tell her that her eyes, nose, lips, mouth, earrings, dress, bra, granny panties, shoe wear, belly button, toes, and uni-brow are all stunning?
I mean, sure, she COULD assume you like the way she looks on the basis that you asked her out… nah, she wouldn’t assume that – pile on those compliments, fellas!
Furthermore, you should also throw out phrases during the evening that over-praises her on… well, just about anything. If she mentions she can cook, say: “I bet Julia Child would have slit her wrists to cook like you!” If she mentions that she likes to drive, say: “I bet Dale Earnhart would’ve given his life to drive like you!”
THEN, if you think the night is going well, you can top it off by telling her how you feel about her! Girls are always saying how much they’d like for guys to be more expressive; here’s your chance to seal the deal with her by telling her how much you mean the world to her. I suggest using things you see guys in those big-budget romantic comedies use to get girls: sonnets, poems, a boom-box with a romantic song on it (I like to use Spice Girls’ “Say You’ll Be There” – it’s romantic AND it’s a dance tune!).
Some of you might read this and say: “But Non Juan, isn’t the first date too early to be expressing your desire for a girl you just met?”
To that, I say: “FOOEY!” It’s NEVER too early to let a girl know how much you love her, think about her, and desire her to have your children and do your laundry. Even if she’s not feeling the same way about YOU just yet, sucking up to her will definitely let her know how YOU feel. She might not answer your calls afterward, or be a bit freaked out by you for coming on so strong so early on… but… um…
Hmm. Well, it always works in the movies, so I’m assuming it works on at least SOME women. And if it works on at least ONE, it’s got to be good advice!
That’s all for today, guys – now go out there, meet a hot chick, and start sucking up harder than a vacuum cleaner!
-Non Juan
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