Hey everybody! Non Juan here with yet another wonderful dating tip to help you with your romantic life!

Now that you’ve actually seen me in action on a date (see yesterday’s scribble), you can see how easy it is for this sexy stud to get a girl to go out with me.  Therefore, I thought some of you guys out there might benefit from some more wonderful Non Juan advice.

Incidentally, I also give out advice via my weekly videos, which are posted every Monday; if you ever need suggestions or have questions about what to do with the opposite sex, I’m definitely the puppet you should come to!

Okay, on to today’s great Non Juan dating tip:

JUST BE YOURSELF

That’s right, fellas – when you’re taking a girl out on a date for the first time, you should always act like the person you are when you’re at home so she’ll get a sense of who the “real you” is.

Whenever I take a girl out, I don’t try to make myself into something I’m not – if I do that, how will she get to know the real me? Instead, I do everything I can to be 100% myself.  In other words, when I go out on dates, I do the same things I would do if she wasn’t around:

• I open my mouth while chewing food
• I burp and fart when necessary
• I pick the ear wax out of my ear and wipe it on the table cloth (if I’m on a dinner date – if it’s a movie date I just wipe it on the seat)
• I wear my “at home” leisure outfit (which consist of my pair of old sweaty gym socks, Hannah Montana boxers and my shirt with a porcupine pie stain on it)
• I talk to her about my favorite subjects – hamsters, video games, and toe jam (just how DOES a toe get all jammy?? I still can’t figure it out!!)
• I use a tampon for when my nose starts bleeding (which it does from time to time)
• I draw pictures onto napkins.  If crayons aren’t available, I’ll sometimes use a knife and carve something into the table

Now, some of you might see this and think: “But Non Juan! If you’re doing all these things, it’s only going to freak her out!” But I say, if you’re trying to be on your best behavior just because a GIRL is around, then you aren’t being yourself.  Girls are ALWAYS saying how much they want a guy who is acting like the “real” them, so why try and present a “fake” (albeit more pleasing) side of yourself if you’re not usually that way?

So to you guys out there, I say: when meeting up with a girl for the first couple of dates, don’t be afraid to show off your less-than-desirable traits.  She’s gonna find them out eventually, so why not parade them out in front of her as soon as possible?

I know for me, I just LOVE going on dates and seeing a girl show her “true” self, whether it be taking phone calls while at the dinner table or flirting with our waiter right in front of me.  Definitely starts our dating relationship out on a good note… even if it doesn’t usually end up lasting that long!

That’s all for now – talk to ya soon!

-Non Juan

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